kropotkitten:

ohnoproblems:

xekstrin:

crash-mcbarason:

crash-mcbarason:

PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT THESE LIZARDS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THESE LIZARDS

"The New Mexico whiptail lizard is a crossbreed of a western whiptail which lives in the desert and the little striped whiptail that favours grasslands. The lizard is a female-only species that reproduces by producing an egg through parthenogenesis. Despite reproducing asexually, and being an all female species, the whiptail still engages in mating behavior with other females of its own species, giving rise to the common nickname "lesbian lizards"."

peOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE LESBIAN LIZARDS?

and people say humans are the most superior and intelligent organism on the planet, get real

AU where Godzilla is the ancestor of the lesbian lizard. *Queen of the Monsters

(Source: gaydicks420)

» Open- I’m useless

thenightingaletimelord:

lucifers-little-sis:

thenightingaletimelord:

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"W..Why do you want my help ?, I’m useless." The Nightingale said, he was feeling insecure as the other asked him. Even if he was as clever as other time lords, he had been a coward and couldn’t face the war. He looked down. He really didn’t seem to even see that he could be great. The Nightingale was shy around the other as well.

The black doctor’s coat wearing woman bursts into laughter at Nightingale’s words, “Whoever told you you’re useless was a liar, I hope you realize.” She moves so her chocolate brown eyes are blocking his view of the ground, her smile doesn’t fade. “Besides, I just need your assistance for one teeny little thing. Miniscule really…”

The Nightingale was looking at her. ” My parents and the time lord council said it, as did some of my classmates back in the day. I also think that about myself.” He was looking nervous. “What little thing? sure you don’t want the Doctor?”

"Well than you’ve known a lot of liars," she grins at Nightingale, hoping the grin is reassuring rather than its usual crazy. "As for the thing, well, the Doctor would berate me for creating it in the first place. And I’d really rather avoid that as much as possible." A roar sounds from elsewhere in the building, "Oh. It must have found prey."

tags: thenightingaletimelord + yes this muse is a mad scientist +
» Open- Thanks

thenightingaletimelord:

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Nightingale smiled. He was feeling nervous. “Thanks… but I’m still a coward, I couldn’t even face the time war and I don’t believe I deserve to be a time lord.” He was speaking quietly. He was sure that this had been his most insecure regenration. Even if he had been doubtful about his skills in the past.

Captain smiles reassuringly at him, “No more a coward than I am. I was sent out to my first battle and I dumped my shipmates on some half-developed planet before going off to Earth instead.” Her grin turns to a reminiscent frown as she remembers that day. “I wonder what happened to them,” she murmurs.

tags: thenightingaletimelord + OC + Doctor Who + A certain Muse of mine +

mugglebornheadcanon:

1021. Muggleborn girls bringing the “messy bun and ugg boots” trend to Hogwarts, much to the confusion of the purebloods, who can’t figure out how it takes them so long in the mornings to get their hair into that mess. 

I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm

basically-neptune:

denchgang:

amaxxxingblog:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I Want it

its doing a shit job of lighting that room 3/10 would not buy

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

yakuza-trash:

robotsandramblings:

do robots need scarves? probably not

do robots look good/cute in scarves? ABSOLUTELY

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dies-first:

beniseragaki's slyblue au's will be the death of me and im loving it

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knight-enchanter:

arctistor23:

VIVIENNE.

so happy she sometimes doesn’t wear her hat

(Source: sandandglass)

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

(Source: spoopy-dawson)

requested by sunflowerzeta

(Source: thepondsonacloud)

(Source: pratt-chris)

captainwondyful:

The Howling Commandos with Captain Rogers & Agent Carter.

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PARALLEL.

LOOK AT THOSE BOYS, YES, THE BOYS, CAUSE THEY ARE FOLLOWING PEGGY THE SAME WAY THEY FOLLOW CAP.

IT’S NOT CAP AND THE HOWLING COMMANDOS.  

IT’S NOT NICK FURY AND THE HOWLING COMMANDOS,  I

T’S PEGGY FUCKING CARTER AND THE GOD DAMN HOWLING COMMANDOS.

#BOSS.

(Source: butiknowcrazy)

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider