sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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tardisandcinnamon:

jeremyandscarlett:

until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”

(Source: romanovah)

cherikkisses:

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here. 

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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thestrawberrynymphet:

anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

(Source: moondustbaby)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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